Tight Spots

SaraSara, from “Tight Shots,” hails from Oberlin.

For guys and tiny-jeans preteens who might not know this, there is a modern kind of “foundation garment” that American women now keep on hand to wear with clingy dresses. The brand that made it famous is called Spanx, and it’s spandex, but no number of sporty x’s and cheerful rebranding can hide the truth: it’s a girdle.

Anyway, Lena Dunham recently appeared wearing Spanx for a hipster sex scene in the deadpan web series “Tight Shots,” in what might be the least flattering erotica ever to appear on the Web. (A few moments are not safe for work.)

The guy she has sex with, Rel (Ariel), later describes the experience as “the worst sex I ever had in my life, worse than the first time I had sex, worse than not having sex.” It doesn’t stop there: “She makes the strangest sounds,” Rel says. “Like an early modem, from 1992, the first time you ever logged onto the Internet.”

But don’t feel too bad for Lena. Ms. Dunham, a college filmmaker, conceived and blocked this self-savaging scene herself and wrote the dialogue about how bad her character is in bed. “Tight Shots,” which premiered on the sexy cool Nerve Video on July 10, is her production — a daffy serial about kids trying to make a movie and be artsy and have tons of sex. (An element of reality TV may have crept in: Ariel, the actor who seems to use only his first name, says he “was completely unaware of the camera and was actually trying to sleep with everyone in the cast.”) Everyone in “Tight Shots” is annoying, hilarious, familiar and also totally touching, if you’ve ever had a soft spot for Oberlin/Bennington/Vassar/Brown people.

There are five short episodes, and about “Tight Shots” all I really can say is: JUST WATCH.

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Virginia Heffernan I am hopelessly in love with you even though your column is terrible. My heart aches. And you never include my comments! What terrible things lovers endure!

i loved “tight shots”. i think lena dunham is one talented young woman.

i am not being prejudiced, in saying, i think audrey gelman is both beautiful and talented.
(i am her grandmother).

Well, if the trailer on Nerve Video is representative of the series, I’ll be sure to go watch grass grow for more excitement and better acting.

What an uplifting commentary on the value of a “good” education. I’m sure that Oberlin/Bennington/Vassar/Brown alums worldwide are thrilled.

I hate to sound like one of those people who spew negative vitriol at completely insignificant targets…

But…

“Tight Shots” was awful. Unwatchable, pretentious junk. I can’t believe anyone could even get through a minute of it. I’m starting to think maybe Lisa Nova and LonelyGirl15 might be better than I originally thought.

And I thought they were pretty awful.

very good,nice

Hipsters? I just looked at one of the episodes. It wan not smart, funny, or, are you kidding, sexy. Most unappealing thing I ever watched. So much for the soft spot.

Eh. Bad acting, bad writing, bad dialog. Lamer than amateur.

I could only stomach about three minutes of the navel-gazing of the privileged and self-absorbed. Is the site called Nerve Video because of the nerve it takes to host that impoverished series? I suppose I could soldier on to get to the highlights Heffernan suggests are there, but life’s too short. If I want barely-scripted sexploits, I’ll stick with ‘Flavor of Love’.

Virginia Heffernan August 11, 2007 · 5:16 pm

Try episode five [//www.nerve.com/video/Video.aspx?VideoItemId=333] for highlights, and the Spanx scene. The Lena character is abrasive-pathetic-hilarious, like Larry David or Sarah Silverman. The privileged and self-absorbed can be funny sometimes, can’t they?

But, Mark Gallagher, I agree: “Flavor of Love” is a hard act to follow.

god that sucked.

maybe ur life experiences give u a different perspective on this, but all i saw was boring home video footage from people who are convinced they are both funny and profound.

from this evidence, i beg to differ.

i thought it was great.

Alright, Virginia Heffernan, sure enough the ‘fat-sucking underpants’ moment of episode five is memorable, like a minor car crash. Successfully off-putting! Maybe they could recut the series down to the ‘ordinary people having avert-your-eyes bad sex’ scenes. But for now, I’m not convinced Lena and company are ready to go pro.

Didn’t I see the room in the scene adverised in the NY Times Real Estate as a Manhattan studio apartment going for $3000 a month?

it’s no theburg.tv… although it wants to be.

oh people. it’s good to be critical. but this is web television – the kind of tv made with hardly any money – and just a lot of love and ambition. this is a love project – probably made on a shoestring budget with moldy bread and bulk swiss cheese slices for craft services.

so what’s not to love? so what if they’re liberal arts kids. you probably were too.
and just enjoy how good looking some of these people are. and how funny and strange and honest they’re trying to be. and know that this is somehow groundbreaking – a place where small stories are getting made, told and scene. and a place where it’s not about the cash – but about the love.

i love this damned show. and i can’t wait to see what’s next.

Hey 30 year olds, it’s satire!!

As a Vassar man myself, I can say from overheard conversations and Sunday-brunch stories that this is pretty true to life.

Fortunately, not mine.

As a Vassar man myself, I can say from overheard conversations and Sunday-brunch stories that this is pretty true to life.

Fortunately, not mine.

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“Tight Shots” is both creative and ambitious. I’m curious to see what else the creators will explore through the lens of dry humor. And I agree with Grandma Spiegel, Audrey Gelman is delightful!

I loved this series! and Audrey, Sera and Lena are super pretty!