Escape From Planet Earth
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Escape from Planet Earth is a 2013 computer-animated sci-fi adventure comedy film about two alien brothers named Scorch and Gary, who get locked up in Area 51 when Scorch answered a SOS from Earth what turned out to be a trap.
- Directed by Cal Brunker. Written by Brunker & Bob Barlen. Story by Tony Leech & Cory Edwards.
Earth's greatest secrets are about to break out! (taglines)
Dialogue[edit]
[hastily] Kira, Kip's gone! Kip's gone!
- Kira: What?
- Gary: The rescue pod!
- Kira: [shocked; let's the plates drop] We gotta get to BASA before he does!
- Gary: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
- Kira: We're using the rocket boots.
- Gary: Are you crazy? The gyroscope is off. The thrust mechanism is broken. They're not ready to fly.
- Kira: I've spent 15 years as a BASA test pilot. It's not rocket science.
- Gary: That's exactly what it is! They're rocket boots!
- Kira: [turns on the rocket boots] Gary, turn off your brain and hang on!
- [At a Drive In, a teenage couple are watching It Came from Outer Space]
- 3D Movie Girl: Ugh! [takes 3D glasses off in exasperation] I thought this was supposed to be in 3D!
- 3D Movie Guy: Shh! It is in 3D!
- [The rescue pod with Gary on board suddenly bursts through the screen. The Male Teen ducks as the Female Teen stands there impressed.]
- 3D Movie Girl: Okay, that's better!
- Io: Keep it down, I'm trying to get some shut eye!
- Gary: Ah, I get it, because you only have one eye...
- Io: Are you making fun of my one eye? [roars angrily as she shakes the bars back and forth]
- Gary: Jail? [Chuckling] This is great! Yesterday, my life was perfect. And now, I'm the most wanted super-criminal in the world.
- Gary: Uh, this stupid rock is my home, or it was until you came along and ruined everything! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! Unless, I don't know, maybe, there's something else you want to ruin!
- Io: Don't be a fool, mule!
- 3D Movie Girl: I've never gone parking before. I'm not really that kind of girl.
- 3D Movie Guy: Well, I'm not the kind of guy who would go out with "that" kind of girl.
- 3D Movie Girl: Why, that is so sweet... I think.
- 3D Movie Guy: There is nothing to be afraid of.
- Gary: Oh, great! Just great! Fired! Say, why don't you harvest my organs, and GET IT OVER WITH!!
Taglines[edit]
- Earth's greatest secret's are about to break out!
Cast[edit]
- Rob Corddry — Gary
- Brendan Fraser — Scorch
- Sarah Jessica Parker — Kira
- Bill Shatner — General Shanker
- Jessica Alba — Lena
- Jane Lynch — Io
- Craig Robinson — Doc
- George Lopez — Thurman
- Sofia Vergara — Gabby
- Steve Zahn — Hawk
- Chris Parnell — Hammer
- Jonathan Morgan Heit — Kip
- Ricky Gervais — Mr. James Bing