100: The
Hottie & The Nottie
"The most eagerly hated movie in America is a tongue-in-cheek homage to
Paris Hilton that has drawn nothing but poisonous reviews. On IMDb it has
been voted the worst film ever made" - James Christopher
99: Sex
and the City
"Everything great about the series has been lost in transition. The fizz
has gone, the fun looks fake and the laughs are few" - Cosmo Landesman
98: The
Incredible Hulk
"Millions of dollars of computer software at their disposal and the best
they can come up with is something that looks like angry Plasticine" -
Wendy Ide
97: Wanted
"A movie ruthlessly designed for an audience of comic nerds who suspect
that they are destined for greater things" - Kevin Maher
96: My
Blueberry Nights
"Wong Kar Wai’s first English-language film, and I, for one, hope it will
be his last. Something got lost in the translation: his talent" - Cosmo
Landesman
95: Easy
Virtue
"A criminal waste of Colin Firth – arguably the most charming man in
British cinema – in a role that requires him to shuffle around looking like
an unmade bed" - Wendy Ide
94: Zack
and Miri Make a Porno
"Seth Rogen is an amiable and chubby clown, and quite possibly the most
unconvincing romantic hero since Adam Sandler. The most soppy and unsexy
18-certificate skin-flick ever made" - James Christopher
93: Hannah
Montana
"Miley Cyrus hails from the Hilary Duff school of wholesome,
squeaky-clean candy pop. She comes across as another (fake) blonde singing
vacuous fluff, complete with pushy stage mom" - Saadeya Shamsuddin
92: The
Oxford Murders
"Imagine The Da Vinci Code remade by a philosophy student, set
mostly in Oxford bedsits starring Elijah Wood in the Tom Hanks role, and
featuring the world’s most unerotic sex scene" - Kevin Maher
91: Mister
Lonely
"Harmony Korine's bizarre film about a group of celebrity impersonators
who hole up in a Scottish castle: gives The Cottage a respectable run
for its money in terms of making no sense at all" - James Christopher
90: The
X-Files: I Want to Believe
"It’s just not very good; it’s an average episode of the TV series
stretched to feature length" - Wendy Ide
89: Fine,
Totally Fine
"If you’re someone who can never have enough Hello Kitty merchandise,
this might be just the film for you, but I would have found it hard to bear
even without the winsome music that dribbles through every scene" -
Edward Porter
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