STOP EDITING YOUR PICS, what if you go missing? How tf can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram but Waka Flocka in real life?

— Dominique Jackson (@DeeDeeSpeaks)

I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse.

— Jason Lastname (@JasonLastname)

Me: My dog ran away two days ago Dog pound: Does he have a tag? Me [covers phone to ask wife]: Is the dog on Instagram?

— AnOnion (@onion_an)

Thanks for keeping your Instagram account private. I'd hate for those pictures of your lunch to fall into the wrong hands.

— Buck4itt (@buck4itt)

Instagram is experiencing difficulties. Until further notice, please cease visually chronicling the tedious mundanities of your life.

— Funny Things (@FunnyPictures14)

*takes a picture of food for Instagram* Food: delete it

— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@LaziestCanine)

“Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile…” *wakes up in cold sweat*

— Funny Things (@FunnyPictures14)

When your parents held you as a baby for the first time, they secretly hoped you'd end up arguing with strangers on a celebrity's Instagram.

— Mark Leggett (@markleggett)

Someone who blocked me on Twitter just added me on Instagram. If you can't love me at my bad jokes, you don't deserve me at my cat photos.

— Drew Schnoebelen (@Dschnoeb)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 53 times a day, you're an Instagram filter.

— Jason Waterfalls (@shegotagronk)

KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it

— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000)

I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.

— Trevor S (@trevso_electric)

I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram.

— Modi Toady (@AsYouNotWish)

Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost.

— Daniel Plainview (@10InchesPlus)

Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.

— Trevor S (@trevso_electric)

Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold.

— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969)

Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food.

— كريس بن الواعظ (@onume_)

Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live.

— Erica (@SCbchbum)

Instagram now has video! I'm going to film the hell out of this salad!

— Rubén & Nicole (@209whatsup)

Ugh Starbucks spelled my name right again and now I have nothing to Instagram.

— Alex Rosenthal (@abrosenthal)

She won't admit she's obsessed with Instagram... But her kids' names are Brannan, Kelvin, and Valencia.

— Cutty (@McCutty1)