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[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (9 children)

Actually, I am Grimes. AMA

[–]willforthrill 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Will you ever learn to play real instruments?

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

no

[–]r9dLaKe:visions: 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny considering she described her new album as "all real instruments".

[–]grumble--grumble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

define "real"
are synthesizers and samplers not "real" enough?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Are you Nicole dollanganger?

[–]breadburger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

noodles or pasta?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Grilled cheese

[–]ThatParanoidPenguin 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Grimes is actually Burial

[–]Gsus_the_savior 12 points13 points  (3 children)

But Burial is Aphex Twin

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]ThatParanoidPenguin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Four Tet is Jai Paul

    [–]Gsus_the_savior 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    So that means... Panda Bear is Daft Punk?

    [–]bambibones 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    Have you listened to You're So Cool? It sounds nothing like Grimes. As a fellow high-pitched squirrel, I'm an expert.

    edit: english is hard

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    "Have you listening"-yeah this must be a squirrel...

    [–]Drmuxxx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Known Nicole for years. Was at the show last night. If you believe this you're a moron. This "Ott" person is also a moron, or brilliant for making you promote him. Idiots

    [–]PRYHMZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He is definitely both haha

    [–]hshehz 8 points9 points  (4 children)

    Oh please, save it for /r/indieheadsconspiracy

    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    a community for 4 minutes

    seems legit

    [–]hshehz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    4 minutes is exactly what they want you to think

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    9 minutes in, already conspiracies about me.

    [–]ItsFromMars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, and that conspiracy is untrue, because as we all know I am your alt.

    [–]screamingundeadsoul 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    That guy Ott is a complete nutcase according to what I've heard from friends that know him. I wouldn't take his word for it. He sounds like a wreck.

    [–]NefariousBanana 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    He trolls music writers nowadays. He was calling Craig Jenkins an SJW and Megan Gharvey a Pollyanna a week ago.

    I love the guys works but he's a complete sexist asshole.

    [–]screamingundeadsoul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well it's kind of a given that Meghan Gharvey is total garbage but I definitely don't agree with that approach to critique.

    No problem w/ Craig Jenkins. I don't know where he pulled that from.

    [–]Alteryo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    grimes here, thanks man

    [–]JigsawPhilosophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    http://noisey.vice.com/en_ca/blog/nicole-dollangangers-music-is-darkly-dolled-up

    I don't know, this Noisey article really distinguishes her as a unique person. I mean, if anyone has been to the Lana Del Rey show they mention in the article, or if we can find a video, that should be solid enough evidence to confirm that, at the very least, they've hired an actress to play this alternate persona. And that seems to be a little much...

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      [–]DisgruntledPorcupine 21 points22 points  (6 children)

      Are you also Grimes?

      Are we all secretly Grimes?

      [–]stingypurkinje 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      Are we Grimes, or are we Dancer?

      [–]TyrannosaurusMax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Grimes wants US to create Jenny Death ourselves!!

      [–]dwightusandronicus 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      i cannot confirm being grimes, but i can say get ready for 30/10/2015

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      [–]PCCP82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      hmm

      [–]El-Random 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I want to believe this conspiracy because, well, who doesn't love a good conspiracy theory? However this doesn't look like Grimes doe.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

      Not really related, but why is Grimes so hated? I can't show any example, but I feel like in every thread about her except this one, there is a lot of hate for her persona and her music.

      [–]ratsiv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      She's kind of an all or nothing artist. Seems most either love or hate her. You'll be able to find supporters of either side very easily.
      She's also very vocal and speaks whatever seems to be on her mind (some would argue with tact, others not) so that stirs up a lot of opinion as well.

      [–]1337m00nm4n 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      i never liked her music but what she did at boiler room really pissed me off, seemed really disrespectful to everyone who came to see her

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      What did she do?

      [–]1337m00nm4n 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      played generic pop music off of her ipod the whole time

      edit: so now im getting downvoted for informing people, ok

      [–]Bert306 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      RIP Internet points.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well, I can see how that rubbed off on some people, but she has the right to play what she wants.

      Thanks for explaining, I was getting downvoted too

      [–]joshuatx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I'm on the fence. She's scrapped a release and recorded a lot of unreleased music and it would make sense for her to want to share it through a secret project like this. This might also be a legal way to release stuff without Rocafella or 4AD approval. I'm curious what James Brooks (Elite Gymnastics / Default Genders) involvement is as well, he's apparently running this "Eerie Organization" entity Grimes is launching with Nicole.

      Dollanganger is essentially a made up name from the novel Flowers In The Attic. Nicole Dollanganger got quite a following quite quickly and her connection to Grimes is oddly unknown. It wouldn't be a stretch for a friend of hers to be collaborating on this project as "Nicole." The artwork looks a lot like Claires as well, just more gothy and macabre.

      Chris Ott doesn't hesitate to nitpick her stuff (including her odd ranting defense of Tital awhile back) but he's also a huge Grimes fan / apologist. I do take his theory fairly seriously in this case.