Canteen Boy
Canteen Boy is a recurring Saturday Night Live character played by Adam Sandler. Canteen Boy is a naive, childlike assistant scoutmaster with an acute attention to detail. He is always seen with a full scout's uniform and a canteen around his neck. Canteen Boy is routinely mocked by other characters in the sketch, who are well aware that their jokes will be lost on the character. It appears he lacks self-confidence, such as one time when he was called an idiot he proceeds to call the bully an idiot too, only to say he said nothing when the bully threatens him. His revenge toward these bullies often ties in to his skills as an outdoorsman. Canteen Boy is a master at snake-calling, and he enjoys the television show Seaquest. He has also said in passing that he very much admires Cheryl Tiegs. A sketch would often end with either Canteen Boy finding a snake or his tormentors having to run away from a sudden onslaught of snakes. Given his attention to detail and his singular obsession with water and snakes, Canteen Boy displays characteristics typical of an individual with Asperger's Syndrome.
Although the word 'boy' in the character's name suggests he's a child, it has been made clear that Canteen Boy is actually 27 years old. Nevertheless, an episode where host Alec Baldwin played Mr. Armstrong, a scoutmaster who made overt sexual advances toward Canteen Boy, stirred up much controversy due to its implications of pedophilia. Canteen Boy had clearly understood what was happening or was ill at ease with the attitude, as he runs off into the woods and the scoutmaster suddenly finds a snake, to which he laughs and said Canteen Boy is more skillful than he expected. The infamous sketch became the subject of Baldwin's monologue the next time he hosted on December 10, 1994.
Another recurring character on Saturday Night Live which had pedophilia connotations was frequent host Buck Henry's Uncle Roy, but that didn't get as much criticism for content as the infamous "Canteen Boy and the Scoutmaster" sketch did.
In the VHS 'Best of Adam Sandler' release, a disclaimer is added to make it clear that 'Canteen Boy' is an adult. This disclaimer has also been put in the NBC reruns of the episode that contains this sketch (the 60-minute reruns edit out this sketch entirely).
List of SNL Episodes Featuring Canteen Boy
- March 13, 1993 host: John Goodman
- April 10, 1993 host: Jason Alexander
- October 9, 1993 host: Jeff Goldblum
- October 30, 1993 host: Christian Slater
- February 12, 1994 host: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
- May 14, 1994 host: Heather Locklear
- December 10, 1994 host: Alec Baldwin (on Baldwin's monologue reenacting a more politically correct version of the notorious Canteen Boy sketch)